Religious Police Promotional Cartoon

Bet you didn't know the religious police had promotional videos. Found this thanks to Saudi Jeans on Twitter:



The two worst crimes of civilization? Unveiled women and beer, folks. Women and beer.

Beating the Crap out of the Police

Speaking of Straight Outta Compton:

There's never any shortage these days of news about religious police. Below is a story about a woman who beat the crap out of one after her boyfriend fainted. And here's another, also about a woman who started shooting at one.



(His assertion that women can’t divorce is just wrong. Two of my ex’s wives divorced him and left him with the kids - because their new husbands didn't want them - and my ex had no choice in the matter.) 

Qusai, Saudi rapper

I like rap in foreign languages. Italian is tricky, sometimes clunky, and French -- well, it's French, so I start to giggle. (Smeeth and Wes-son...old favorite, plus a pretty cool video). But Arabic rap puts them to shame. There's something both flowing and emphatic about Arabic that lends itself to rap, and I really like the way Qusai flows between English and Arabic.

There's something defiant about using sword dancers and whirling dervishes in the dance scene. Like yeah, we borrowed this from you, but we're sticking to our own. (Watch the MC Solaar video above for an interesting comparison.) And kudos for producing a hip hop video without using women as sex decor.

However, your video is about having a career and there are no women in it. Yeah, you have verisimilitude on your side. Sort of. But seriously, dude, not one woman? Not even one?

I think you missed an opportunity here. What would this video be like if it was about a woman? Then you could have included a chase by religious police, family scorn and shame, public humiliation, and possibly even a courtroom scene. Or what if it was about one of Saudi's impoverished "guest" workers? You could have a whole gangsta-rap-in-Riyadh thing. I guess Saudi isn't ready for Straight Outta Compton.